oh BYU

So facebook there are two groups called overheard at BYU and seen at BYU where people post funny things that they see/hear! I think they just hilarious, so being the person I am, I am posting a few on here for you to enjoy! I hope you think they are as funny as I do! but maybe its just a BYU thing...
here goes.

Here is a few from overhead @ BYU
"Did I tell you I got asked out on two dates, all in the space of 8 minutes? Personal record of mine."

On my way to devotional this morning a guy was talking on his phone...
"It sounds like a secret combination! ... I just hope I don't get caught up in some mega cult and have to run for my life for the next five years."

Physical Science 100 TA: I hope I get translated while wearing this shirt; I don't want to leave it behind.

Religion professor after reading Proverbs 5:18-19 aloud to the class: "Who says being religious can't make you sexy?!"

"Sharing the Gospel is like doing crack cocaine. It's addictive. If you haven't tried it, try it." - Brother Bott

Me: Hey, I was writing a reaction paper for Psych and I had a citation question. So, in APA, do I cite the year 1830 for the Book of Mormon or 1981?

Walking out of the Marriott Center after the devotional: "Did the engineers pray before they designed this? Because ifthey did, there would be like fourteen more exits."

"This is going to be the week from the terrestrial kingdom. Ugh."

Physics professor showing an example on the board:
Professor: So what's the first thing you do when you see this problem?
Student: Pray.
Professor: ok... What's the second thing you do?

yes. that is a motorized chair!!! they ride around campus on it hahaha


there is never any parking at BYU so i guess they just got creative
hahahaha so typical BYU is case you cant see it that guy is riding on a bike and pulling a baby stroller haha!!!!!



P.S. yesterday at work i was scooping ice cream and this guy came in with his three children and no joke their names were eowyn, boromir, and aragorn!!! hahaha (for those of you who don't know these are three charactors from lord of the rings) those poor children!!!